I am somewhere between Robin Hood and the Pink Panther.

I need to stop stressing out, because it leads to bad stress dreams, like the one I had this morning that my dog had to get his legs amputated. I woke up and flipped out. My summer to-do list:

• Read shit -- I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame at the moment. It's good, far less slow than Les Miserables, and contains the line, "Stop your ( Read more... )

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OMG! Why did no one tell me that "Miss Congeniality 2" is so gay? They practically make out. I kept waiting for it to turn into another "DEBS." Has anyone besides me seen that yet, btw ( Read more... )

Scotland was great. The land was beautiful, the people friendly, and the sheep very accomadating once you pinned 'em down. I took no pictures but relatives with digital cameras did, so maybe I can post them there. I'm looking very heroically into the distance in some, but in most I'm squinting because it's windy and there are bugs.

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I'm bored, which means... it's LJ time ( Read more... )

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AND IF YOU WANT THESE KINDS OF DREAMS

I had another weird dream, this one during a nap.  It's short, but not sweet.  I'm living alone in this apartment building under a bridge, and the entire scene is painted in a sort of dull brown-yellow color, with lots of black.  I've gone out to get groceries, and while I'm walking to the store this guy bumps ( Read more... )

sekhmettheslayer: but i'd die of nervousness if i wore that
HokeyPokey373: double
HokeyPokey373: stick
HokeyPokey373: tape
sekhmettheslayer: yes, but i sweat
HokeyPokey373: hot glue gun....that shit NEVER comes off
sekhmettheslayer: hahahaha
sekhmettheslayer: my boobs would be STICKY!

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