( In which our heroine experiences rejection and waitlisting in the form of a small dog (photos) )

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BALLERINAS WITH PHALLIC SYMBOLSKarate was a real blast today. I had this lovely conversation when I was going to the dojo ( Read more... )

Karate was a real treat today. I found out that I either get adrenaline rushes really easy or have some sadomasochistic tendencies in me, because we did a cat stance today for forever, and I never moved. Sensei likes to tell us to get in a stance (which in this case involved balancing on one foot and then sitting as low as possible, with your ( Read more... )

From the "Apple Computer, Inc. AppleCare Protection Plan for iPod Terms and Conditions"2. d) (v) Damage to the Covered Equipment caused by accident, abuse, neglect, misuse (including faulty installation, repair, or maintenance by anyone other than Apple or an Apple Authorized Service Provider), unauthorized modification, extreme environment ( ( Read more... )

So I was writing about the oral hymns the Aryans brought to India in 1700 BCE, right, and I accidentally wrote "oral hymens." OMG EW ( Read more... )

1. There is absolutely no good context for "You really went all out on the pubic hair, didn't you?"
2. Never show your work to the model you've just drawn naked.
3. Puppies make everything better.
4. Homemade cookies make everything better.
5. If you have both of these things, nothing can go wrong.

( Why Doom Is the Best Movie Ever. (spoilers) )

Had a good day today. My shirt was "obscene," but it's all good because my bra matches my hat. Somebody thought I was dressed up for Superhero day because of that hat, by the way. Such is the power of the pink fedora ( Read more... )

( THIS is why I love Karl Urban. )