Best. Birthday. Ever ( Read more... )

( Long Conversation with Juliet Regarding Smallville. Lana and gayness abound. )

If you ask us how we want it we'll say man-to-man
When you go to kiss our cheeks we're gonna put out our hands because
All night we've been talking to liars
And it's all right, just not in the style of tigersIt's been such a frustrating week, and this constant rain isn't making it better. All I do is sleep and curl up in big fuzzy sweaters. I ( Read more... )

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: Yes, I know it's vain and such, but it's so damn convenient, and people are asking... Anyway, sorry to those on my flist (all millions of you) who don't celebrate my birthday and worship me like the goddess I am. The rest of you, read and get crackin'.
( Ze List )

Have you ever noticed that you have two ways of speaking: the one you talk to people with, and the one you write essays and such with? I know I do, and it was strange to see myself speaking in that second voice at the interview. I didn't even realize it until later, when it occurred to me how pretentious I may have come across. And sometimes I' ( Read more... )

So I went to Chicago yesterday. It was ridiculously warm and sunny, making my leather jacket obsolete, but I wore it anyway because it's leather and cool. Our flight got there early, so we wandered around for a while in the beautiful suburban neighborhood and ate a diner that gave us buckets of good food for a couple of bucks. After that we ( Read more... )

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

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Looking at my userinfo today, I realized that someone else has listed "black-haired-green-eyed-boys" as an interest. What are the odds of that ( Read more... )

Sometimes my Art History textbook is whack:

"In the lyrical language of curving line, the artist celebrated the rhythms of spring." The textbook usually does a good job illustrating how the piece is significant, but this sentence is so pointless and ridiculous it ought to be in a presidential campaign speech.

"... even if today's archeologists ( Read more... )