Master Post
MASTER POST
Here you can find all of the shit I've written so far, all of it Panic At The Disco oriented. Angst, fluff, crack!fic, kid!fic, smut, w/e. It's constantly getting updated so feel free to check back whenever you wish.
First and foremost, I would like to give thanks to my darling Anna Bee, AKA: moceanu for being so patient with me.
Bee, you have inspired me endlessly and if it weren't for you putting up with my shit, for allowing me to spam you with millions of rough drafts and for constantly telling me to keep writing and push through my writer's block, I am positive that I wouldn't have anything to post in here. You keep me writing, and I know I've told you 38593947823 times, but I'm so thankful for you and all that you do for me.
I love you.
♥
Standalones/Drabbles
Tiff | R | Ryan/Brendon
It was just a tiff, Brendon kept telling himself, he’ll come around.
Sunburn vs. The Ryhokisses | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
FLUFF. Brendon Urie has a sunburn.
Because He Knows | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
He knows. I haven’t told him, but he knows. Brendon always knows with me.
Socks | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
FLUFF. Ryan doesn't like Brendon's new socks.
For makeusxscene ♥
Let Them Talk | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
Everything is blurry, his entire body is shaking with endorphins, his thoughts are jumbled together and he’s scared but Ryan Ross wants to fuck him so everything is right with the world.
Mouth To Mouth | R | Ryan/Brendon
When Brendon wakes up he can’t say anything...because they only thing he can say is 'Ryan'.
I Spiked Your Cup With Angst And A Heart Attack | R | Ryan/Brendon
ANGST. It’s been three days and my mail has collectively gathered into one massive pile of responsibilities and reminders that life moves on with out me.
Days Gone By | R | Ryan/Brendon
CRACK!FIC, ANGST. Ryan turns into Brendon's favorite stuffed animal, Waffles the Penguin.
The Magical Quest of Finding the Most Glorious Christmas Tree | PG | Ryan/Brendon
FLUFF. After the first thirty minutes of “embarking on the magical quest of finding the most glorious Christmas tree” (as Brendon fondly addresses it), Ryan is ready to leave.
My Body Doesn't Turn That Way (Right Hand: Yellow) | R | Ryan/Brendon
So they're flat broke, eating microwavable pasta, and bored out of their minds...that is until Brendon suggests playing Twister and things get interesting.
Brendon Urie: Pet Detective | R | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan Ross is the new kennel attendant at Thompson & Thompson Vet Clinic. When he meets his co-worker, Jon Walker, they begin to discover dogs disappearing from their kennels. When Ryan's own dog, Hobo, goes missing, Jon Walker knows exactly who to call.
Kiss Like No One's Watching (Love Like Everyone Is) | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan and Brendon have this thing.
For ivesia19 ♥
Gravity Fail | PG | Ryan/Brendon
FLUFF. Ryan Ross has numerous epic Brendon related fails.
For ivesia19 ♥
Shameless | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
PWP. Ryan groans because, seriously, they haven’t left the bed in over two days they’ve been having so much sex...
He Was Just Hanging Around | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
The one where Ryan totally kills Brendon's phone somewhere between Salt Lake and Denver and has to make it up to him.
Criss Angel Is Such A Douche | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
“Ryan Ross, just because people like Criss Angel aren’t as magical as you, it doesn’t mean you have the right to laugh at their misfortune,” Brendon scolds.
For xoarianne_ilyxo ♥
Can I Have Your Number? | PG | Ryan/Brendon (onsided)
CRACK. Brendon really wants Ryan's number.
For starlesscities ♥
drabble: ~jizz | NR | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan makes Brendon ~jizz in his pants.
For starlesscities ♥
drabble: phantom | NR | Ryan/Brendon
Inspired by the song 'From 24C' by The Matches.
In My Linen (You Are Skin Again) | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
All he wants to do is kiss every square inch of Brendon’s body, wants his lips to be as feather light and almost nonexistent as when Brendon is writhing beneath the sheets for that ghosting stimulation.
For moceanu ♥
Yesterdays and Tomorrows | R | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan hasn’t spoken to Brendon in over a year, but Ryan’s doing just fine.
For ivesia19 ♥
drabble: process | NR | Ryan/Brendon
Ryan can't write.
@replies | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
TWITTER!FIC, FLUFF. Panic loves spamming Twitter.
For lolab and ivesia19 ♥
Pocket Notes | R | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon had heaved breaths like questions then. Now he breathes more like accusations.
Innocence (In A Sense) | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
AU. This is his job, and maybe it’s not the most professional thing to do, but sometimes things have to happen in order to make things right. And if putting criminals behind bars means that Brendon has to get a little dirty, then so be it.
For my_obsession_xx ♥
drabble: brendon urie's safari birthday (or why zack hall rules at life) | NR | Ryan/Brendon
Faily boys on safari.
For alphabetatoast ♥
Pete Wentz: The Drum Major From Hell | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon comes into English class every day sweaty and gross from band practice.
For anon_lovefest.
So Frantic For The... | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
Brendon’s got a new girl now and Ryan is getting completely beside himself.
drabble: It's Just Curiosity | R | Ryan/Brendon
so the thing is, brendon needs ryan's dick.
By Small and Simple Things | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
And there’s no way that Skittle is currently hoisted above the head of a tiny little brown-haired man who is pressing the mouse away with his foot and shrieking in frantic whispers... No, it’s just not possible. Except it is.
For behindthec ♥
Also, a huge thank you to camatie, my_obsession_xx, and longerthanwedo for their gorgeous fan art linked in part two. They are lovely ♥
Two Birds | PG-13 | Ryan/Brendon
They're sharing the same breath when Brendon says, "I'm going to do it."
The One Where Brendon Goes Down on Ryan | NC-17 | Ryan/Brendon
The look in Brendon's eyes - when Ryan can see past how clouded over with lust they are, pupils blown until Brendon's vision is almost black - there’s something unstable, explosive and uncontainable.
Deprivation | R | Ryan/Brendon
Somewhere between "Hi, I'm Brendon" and now...he and Ryan fell into this really strange relationship.
The Color Verse*
Purple Is Not A Christmas Color* | G | Ryan/Brendon
KID!FIC. Brendon has a problem with the fact that Santa put Ryan on the Naughty List.
For moceanu ♥
Mommies Wear Yellow* | G | Ryan/Brendon
KID!FIC Brendon likes to play house, but when he realizes it's hard to be a single parent, he invites Ryan over to help.
For moceanu ♥
Orange You Glad I Saved You From The Piranha-nas?* | G | Ryan/Brendon
KID!FIC Adventures in Spencer's backyard the Amazon reveal that Brendon is terrified of piranhas...
For moceanu ♥
*=denotes any and all fics that belong to The Color Verse (a series of standalones that can all stand independently, but involve the same characters and sometimes references to previous installments). The Color Verse is NOT a chaptered story, merely several short stories that share a common ground, that being said, updates will come randomly.
ily all
ETA (2/10/08): Since photobucket wants to be a douche and exceed my bandwidth, I have replaced my masterpost picture with something more fitting \o/