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if you have a penis and a girlfriend, please do not hit on me. it's futile, confusing, frustrating and pointless. and apparently, it's all the rage.

if you have a penis and no girlfriend, it's still futile to hit on me anyways. i have a silly little girl crush on a tall, witty, creative, intelligent, hilarious, quirky, amazing, charming, like-

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hit away, good sir

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im insanely jealous of all you ho bags! i need to go back to htown :(

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what if you don't have a penis OR a girlfriend?! ehhh..... ehhhh?! wink wink nudge nudge! (i will leave out a pushing the beds together comment!)

keep an eye out for future mr. gallaghers on all of your adventures. nawimeannnn? you never know. there might be a handsome wealthy young man who is looking for love in a wealthy young lady who has been living in the desert for a year or so.

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bahahaha. if it's sex you want, all you have to do is ask, you know this

ya know... i did happen across a young, wealthy man who gave the appearance of being lonely, yet completely saturated. i thought... this man needs some love and a little aridity. haha

ps. i looked up aridity just to make sure it was a real word. and it was. score!