if you have a penis and a girlfriend, please do not hit on me. it's futile, confusing, frustrating and pointless. and apparently, it's all the rage.
if you have a penis and no girlfriend, it's still futile to hit on me anyways. i have a silly little girl crush on a tall, witty, creative, intelligent, hilarious, quirky, amazing, charming, like-
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