i feel very much like the fat tap dancing bumblebee girl in the blind melon video. i just want to find a field full of welcoming friends wearing bumbleblee tutus and tap shoes with open arms and ginormous smiles.

i fucking LOOOOOOOOOVE the neighbors across the street. they came over tonight for a little bbq and amy and mike and baby lily came over too. it was FABULOUS. neighbor bob's son is 21 and he told him to say 'hey' whenever he sees me outside because he can really see us "hanging".... i've never seen a glimpse of this kid leaving or coming into the ( Read more... )

i knew i would do this ( Read more... )

omgoodness... the new mccafferty book is out tomorrow. i see doc butchers sexy face again tomorrow. can FINALLY get gas tomorrow. and drink bluebrrrry ale. and see about gettin a sexretary posish at the publishing office down the street. AND.... jeremy comes this saturday. my oh my i can not wait! mayhaps even getting a new tattoo this weekend by ( Read more... )

dallas is moving to spring. this really scares me. and excites me.

other boys are sucking at life. which is making this easier for me.

the new megan mccafferty book comes out THIS TUESDAY!!! fourth comings. soaked pantaloons.

bahahaha... so... the boy that im'ed me (the one i hadn't spoken to in a year or more) who said he's never stopped thinking about me, jeremy... he's been calling/texting nonstop. it's so easy to talk to him on the phone. he calls me wifey. and he really really wants me to drive to dallas this weekend. to stay at his parents house. and meet the ( Read more... )

i just got back from Branson, MO with my mom, aunt and cousin. it was hilarious times. favorite quote from the trip, "Goatfucker Jill". oh snap ( Read more... )

things seem to finally be falling into place properly. fuckyes

i want to shoot myself in the face ( Read more... )

i just want all my close friends to know... this is going to happen at my wedding. everyone in the wedding party plus any other individual who I include ahead of time because they seem like they would be down. for everyone else at the reception... it will be a surprise

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and THIS is why i am never going to get married.... le sigh ( Read more... )