Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

Comments

[longislandiceme]

How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

[hoorayimrich]

It must be an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

[hoorayimrich]

I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly

[longislandiceme]

the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.

[momslilassassin]

Ben was an amazing friend, which was why he was sending a video of Topher dancing on a table for boas at the Gay Ball to everyone he could think of several close friends.

He worked hard for that boa for you. Shame about the no-rhythm thing.