"I have no idea what makes you think I'm going to give you what you want. I have even less of an idea what you think we did in that bush. But now I feel the need to point out that I've never met anyone involved in the Russian sex trade. Just for the record."
"Why no, Sadhu. I have no problem with you looking pretty. I think every guy should feel as pretty as he wants. That's why we have a special on corsets this week at 'Dite's. Also, I feel I should tell you to see Petey's SciFi Movie Show this coming weekend. Possibly wearing a corset."
Jonothon knew full well what was going on the moment he got the weird voicemail.
But there was no way in hell that he was going to let that stop him, when he, for the first time ever, actually had a mouth to return the call with.
"I'm just calling to inform you that sticking anything in your pants in public is generally ill-advised. Perhaps you ought to inform your brother of as much, too."
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"-- really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really important that I find out. Okay? So let me know. Love you! Bye."
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"I have no idea what makes you think I'm going to give you what you want. I have even less of an idea what you think we did in that bush. But now I feel the need to point out that I've never met anyone involved in the Russian sex trade. Just for the record."
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"Why no, Sadhu. I have no problem with you looking pretty. I think every guy should feel as pretty as he wants. That's why we have a special on corsets this week at 'Dite's. Also, I feel I should tell you to see Petey's SciFi Movie Show this coming weekend. Possibly wearing a corset."
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Jonothon knew full well what was going on the moment he got the weird voicemail.
But there was no way in hell that he was going to let that stop him, when he, for the first time ever, actually had a mouth to return the call with.
"I'm just calling to inform you that sticking anything in your pants in public is generally ill-advised. Perhaps you ought to inform your brother of as much, too."
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Can I keep the kitten?
Please...?
I'll owe you.
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"Of course you can! Our room could use a kitten!"
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He could undoubtedly hear her beaming through the phone.
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