Voicemail!

[selfhelphero]

"Hi, you've reached Billy Kaplan. I can't come to the phone right now for some reason, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you soon. Bye!"

Comments

Sometime during the dance

[walkswithcoyote]

Hey... if you, um, want the room or anything tonight, feel free.

I won't be coming home, so, you know.

Anyway. See you later.

Re: Sometime during the dance

[selfhelphero]

This had better be for a good reason! I hope it is and I want details later if you want to give them!

[dollpocalypse]

The sound of running water was very audible in the background as Topher left Billy a message.

"Hey, it's me. Uh, you want to do some magic at the shop? I'm getting really wet."

...Yeeeeeah.

[longislandiceme]

So the dude w the hat just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation... y/n?

[selfhelphero]

YYYYY! Do it! I'm totally in!

This was why they couldn't have nice things.

[longislandiceme]

this will be SO. AWESOME.

Because really, it wouldn't be proper drunken-shenanigans without wildlife being commandeered for nefarious purposes (ew, not like that).

Crazy Phones Strike Again!

[myownface]

"Heeeey, babe. You know, I was thinking, maybe, like, we could do something this weekend. You could show me how handy you are with a bow and arrow, if you know what I mean..."

Re: Crazy Phones Strike Again!

[selfhelphero]

[[That went here!]]

[nonelikemesince]

[[From here.]]

"Believe me, I know this might come as a shock to you, but I don't actually spend all my time thinking about what's under your clothes."

Which, as far as Anakin was concerned, literally meant -- never mind. The unintentional innuendo was the main thing here.