shoplifters of the world! unite and take over!

[selfishlywarm]

A PLEASANT FAMILY CONVERSATION (or: The "How Many Paul McCartney's Wife Has No Leg Jokes It Is Possible To Make In Five Minutes?" Game)

MUM: And, alas, Sir Paul and Lady Not-Linda McCartney are no more.
ME: Oh, he'll come to regret it. It's going to cost an arm and a leg. (unbecoming snigger)
DAD: Luckily, they've already made an advance

Comments

[ballrooms]

Hahahaha. Brilliant.
Is it sad that I'm actually excited about Eurovision?

[selfishlywarm]

Of course not! Eurovision is fantastic!

I have a Union Jack flag. Mainly to poke people with, but also for the whole patriotic thing a little bit.

[ballrooms]

It's the perfect warm up to the World Cup.

[selfishlywarm]

(Except that Eurovision is more important and shiny.)

[_lashingoutloud]

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[selfishlywarm]

I miss you too and I love you and ugh and I will talk to you forever after my exams which is soon and I miss you and yes.

[captivatedheart]

LOL! I'm watching the last of the Eurovision now. Geez the woman from Greece was a bit overdramatic with her performance wasn't she? LOL!

[selfishlywarm]

Personally, I thought that the Lithuanian entry was charming, with its subtle subliminal messages and all.

I can't remember which one Greece was! It is highly possible I have blocked it out.

[chasing_house]

WE ARE THE WINNERS OF EUROVISION!!!....ok i totally love the crazy bold man who like doesnt move for the first half of the song and then suddenly goes mental, he was (as the presenter would say) amazing lol

[selfishlywarm]

They were totally saying "WE ARE THE WEINERS OF EUROVISION!", the monkeys.

We texted in saying that the Lithuanians were HOT, but they didn't show our message. Bastards.

ONLY 2 DAYS UNTIL HOUSE FINALE TIME!

[chasing_house]

I know we had some old man rapping but i had a strange sense of pride watching the Uk make a fool out of themselves! ...we just plain rocked. And at least now we know all we have to do to win next year is to dress up as monsters hehe