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I am going to France, land (surprisingly enough) of the French, for a week. I am mainly telling you this because trust is an important part of every relationship, and I feel like it's important that you are able to differentiate between the extended periods when I do not update my journal because I am in foreign climes and the (even more) extended ( Read more... ) -
"Oh, Stephen, you are an arse!"
Yesterday, I was in the same room (well, studio) as Stephen Fry and Alan Davies and Jeremy Clarkson, which was a bit exciting.
You may be interested to know (although, let's face, odds are you won't - in the history of the world, has anyone ever been interested in a sentence that started with "You may be interested to know"?*) that I have started ( Read more... ) -
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I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY! For a week! To the Isle of Wight! No one should have to spend a week on the Isle of Wight!*
* I think that the Isle of Wight Tourist Board should take this line in their next set of island promotions, I really do ( Read more... ) -
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Last night I had a nightmare where I messed up a whole question in my AS General Studies exam by rambling about how Pete Doherty is ruining his career and his life and his nose, and why won't he think of the puppies ( Read more... ) -
i have somehow offended my ginger beer and now it is trying to escape through my eyes
It rained today! Real water, and everything! I wept with joy ( Read more... ) -
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_lashingoutloud, IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! (in case you had managed to forget, which is actually quite easy to do if there are not ample Hey, Remember? It's Your Birthday! Balloons nearby to remind you ( Read more... ) -
shoplifters of the world! unite and take over!
A PLEASANT FAMILY CONVERSATION (or: The "How Many Paul McCartney's Wife Has No Leg Jokes It Is Possible To Make In Five Minutes?" Game)
MUM: And, alas, Sir Paul and Lady Not-Linda McCartney are no more.
ME: Oh, he'll come to regret it. It's going to cost an arm and a leg. (unbecoming snigger)
DAD: Luckily, they've already made an advance ( Read more... )
