Some business school girl that Sameer had over tonight asked who liked to eat "big pickles" cause I had a big jar of pickles in the fridge and my response was ( Read more... )

There was a faint tapping on the wall opposite my bed ( Read more... )

Hey I'd really like to start reading some of my short stories/poetry out at open mic coffee house type places in the Northampton/Amherst/Hadley/Greenfield area. If anyone can tell me where this can be done I will grant you some sort of sexual favor and/or maybe a cup of coffee/glass of beer.

thoughts ( Read more... )

So the other night I saw "The Secret Lives of Dentists" and I think all of you should go check it out ( Read more... )

Sometimes I hate getting up early for work, and wish I didn't have to, but then I remember what it was like to sit on my ass all day and watch Moussa play Worlds of Warcraft ( Read more... )

One of these days this extreme pascifism thing might give way* and I'm going to punch one of you fucking idiots right in the jaw, and with any luck I will break enough of your bones to account for every time you used my good will and kindness against me ( Read more... )

found this @ www.bobanddavid.com:IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER ( Read more... )

My life went from really boring and unfufilling to really exciting and totally validating in a matter of days. Also, things on a whole are looking positive. The weather is nice, people are kind, and I'm eating well/excercising. The new car stereo is fresh (aside from some issues with ID3 tags), and the new job is the most interesting, challenging, ( Read more... )

You bastard. I have never enjoyed a positive, romantic, or even slightly reaffirming day on the feast of your namesake. So if you'd like, send me some heart shaped candies so I can seal the deal and choke to death on them.