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[seljukturk]

i am back in ireland. woke up at 630am this morning and went for a walk down the beach. it was cold out, and i had heard the aquatic mammals like to float aorund in the morning, but i couldn't see one goddamn seal, i had a rock in hand and everything, and the plan was to knock a seal unconcious and drag its limp little body out of the ocean and

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[elisa___day]

Nice.
Although, I would have used a club.

i am the seal avenger!

[brainsplatty]

you bastards!

i eat baby seal meats

[seljukturk]

100 baby seals were killed off the coast of ireland the night i wrote this entry... since all these hippies heard me going on about killing baby seals, and i went missing that evening, they all thought i had done it. the implement used was a board with a nail in it. the carcasses washed up on shore in a massive swarm of baby seal meats. mmmmm..

Re: i eat baby seal meats

[brainsplatty]

THOSE BASTARDS!!!