It's fucking brilliant! T'is so cute when it barks! ^_^

Second coolest Christmas present after my iPod! Kieran rocks! XP  

Kellog's Cornflakes were originally invented to "cure" the "ills" of constipation and masturbation.

I've had a very Flaming Lips orientated day, which means it has been a very good day.

Also, I've discovered I am psychic but unfortunately can not control my powers... yet!

Seriously.

The novelty of Christmas wears off very quickly. I'm bored and my throat hurts. We have an inexcusable lack of Coke. I want to go out...     

And we decided to be "fucking German" and open our presents tonight! YAY! I got lots of coolness...                 

I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas for the first time in years today. I'd forgotten how fucking cool it was. The all-dancing, all-singing fluorescent green Mr. Oogie Boogie is the best character ever!     

Doorsteps is great. I want one now. They need one in Lisburn...

I wanna open my Christmas presents now. I'm not good with surprises...

I'm so uninspired to write anything interesting. Sorry.

And forever for her is over for me...

Speech day tomorrow is going to be terrible...

My wisdom of the day ( Read more... )

The number of children below poverty line in 1979 (when Thatcher came to power): one in nine.

In 1997 (just as Major lost power): ONE in THREE.