conversing with god

[selloutgirl]

HELGA (aka the little cramming twerp): god, please, if you help me and promise me that I won't die tonight and I can finish writing these two papers before my brain shut downs and melts into a puddle of melted butter oozing out of my nose, I promise I will never ever everevereverever do anything bad until I die or turn 50 (whichever comes first

Comments

[thetotorocatbus]

god is overrated.

...unless you just turned 50.

[an6elzhou]

mygawd. goodluck helga. whew,when you shift ba you'd be like, an irreg next sem?

[selloutgirl]

yep. i'll be delayed by a sem because our sucky fucky school doesnt offer the minors i need so i could take more majors next sem.

oh wait. we have OJT na pala. so bah.

[an6elzhou]

well what do you know? ill be repeating this whole sem...so yeah, magkaklase tayo helga! hehehe :D ah..the days when your my classmate..hehehe, eto nanaman...though im not repeating international law or whatever the last sem...geez.

[selloutgirl]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. you're repeating the whole sem??? why???

haha. my mom just texted me, asking about my clearance and finals week and then she goes: "baka you have failing grades ha"

i wanted to say na i wont have any Fs, but I sure have a couple of FAs.

[hastyteenflick]

for an atheist, you sure pinned down god pretty well.

[princess_mykers]

GOD (aka the big bad ass kahuna): heh, di ako naniniwala sa 'yo.

(INSERT BOOMING LAUGHTER)

I think God's had enough of my promises na rin. :p

[postmodernputa]

hahaha helga, kelan ang binyag mo?

=p

[selloutgirl]

i am dying here and you are sticking your tongue out on me. ='(

[postmodernputa]

i was NOT.

i was french kissing yew. =p

mwahmwahmwahmwahmwah-first base style.

[selloutgirl]

this would be french kissing: =ppppppppppp!!!!

there. =D