LINK: Silas knew nothing about weddings, so when he agreed to go along to the town hall with Tyra about getting info for Jason and Taylor's nuptials, he only did it to appear the attentive boyfriend because he just really wanted to get laid.

LINK: Man, I love Angelina Jolie's boobs.

Caught with my pants down.

Again.

LINK: I wouldn't wish for world peace.

LINK: I think someone spiked my Cheerios.

LINK: The only time I actually need it, Google stops working on my cell. Piece of shit.

LINK: Slumped comfortably on the couch with the football on TV and a beer in each hand, it didn't seem to take Silas very long at all to fall comfortably into the role of Tim's honorary best mate after Jason was busy being torn a new one by his fed up and long-suffering pregnant fiancée.

LINK: Guys should never, ever, wear spandex.

28.5.3. A moment of heightened emotions

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( “Maybe I can help?” Silas suggested, it coming out sounding funny, considering her hand had his lips squished up towards his nose. His eyes were still trying to get a view south, though, and if either of them didn't know it was completely innocent, he could be accused of trying to perve on her... )

LINK: Could've really done without the image of a guy sucking his own appendage.