LINK: Only if you ask nicely.

LINK: I wasn't staring at that chick's ass in that movie! I was... looking at the ficus behind her.

LINK: Tried the competition's shit, and now have an all-over body ache... which should be a good thing.

LINK: Whoever says they don't hurt, are friggen lying.

Silas would be lying if he didn't admit that in the recent weeks, he had been doing a lot of thinking. That seemed to increase when he and Tyra managed to have the odd D&M conversation about random things to do with their relationship, and where they would like to see it going in the future. He knew marriage was a prominent subject at the moment, ( Read more... )

LINK: They might not be ready for diamonds and wedding bells, but Silas figured there must be something special he could do for Tyra to show he intended to stick around and give them a go long-term.

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Silas had decided that he wasn't just never eating Chinese food again, he was never eating again, full stop. He'd had food poisoning in the past, who hadn't? But this was evil. Evil with a capital E. He kept waiting for his intestines to fall out of some orifice just because they were no longer connected to his body. They didn't ( Read more... )

LINK: Shouldn't have ever taken the free space on the sofa for granted.

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LINK: Silas took himself by surprise when he was walking past a jewelry shop with his mouth wrapped around a chilli cheese dog, and actually back-tracked to stop to look at the engagement and wedding rings in the window...

LINK: Mooning someone isn't immature, it's a respectable way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.