Amused.

[selphiealmasy]

Since I am starting to fall asleep, I've decided to make a game on LiveJournal because I need entertainment

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[impassionable]

One day a banana and his friend, humus, went to a bookstore. Or tried, but the sign on the window said NO FOOD OR DRINK ALLOWED. So they sadly skipped away and went to a resturant instead, where they were mistaken for a meal and got mushed together. BOUND FOREVER IN ETERNAL MUSH and gastric juice. What love ♥
The customer found that Banana-humus was a pretty damn good dish, and upon discovering that he had concocted this brilliant thing himself, he started up a business & thus made millions.

... That was lame. xD;

[selphiealmasy]

Poor Banana and Humus.
That was an emo story.
I will think for part 2 of this story.

[impassionable]

Oh! I can think of something better xD; Just gimme a couple of hours when I get back from class xD

[selphiealmasy]

Cool! Yaaaay!

[largecoffee]

[selphiealmasy]

One of the humans that owned the house this banana lived in came along. He eyed the banana with disgust before throwing it into the trash and muttering something along the lines of, "What a waste of money."

The poor green banana was offended.

[chiaki777]

There was once a very long banda, he was envied by all the other bananas, until the gorrila said "Oh big banana!" and ate him. From that day on, the bananas feared being the largest in a bunch.

[selphiealmasy]

That is also a very sad banana story.

[chiaki777]

I thought, Innuendo time? but I was too tired to make witty inuendo, so yes. emo banana story it is! XD

[selphiealmasy]

Innuendo > Emo.

But that's cool xD

[casually]

First, there was a banana in a fruit basket.

Then there was a boy.

The boy was hungry so he ate the poor banana and threw its peel over his back (aiming for the trashcan). It obviously landed on the ground because it's karma.

The the boy turned around and walked on. And slipped on the peel, landing flat on his bum.

Moral of the story is...well, you figure that out. XD

This is so lame, I suck at impromtu. :P

[selphiealmasy]

Haha, but the boy deserved it because he ate the awesome banana.

[sleepfighter]

Today at school, the famed green banna story was banned from the English Testing Department. A bane on many a new student, it was a story thought to inspire and garner understanding among the students by the faculty. The students had a complely diffrent perspective: that of confusion, distate at the style, and a general enui with anything that has to do with moralistic tales.

Today, the green bannana died.

[selphiealmasy]

That is very sad. Poor green banana.