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[seltix]

my new roommate.

whenever she decides to come out from under the couch...

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[spen_lit]

I like your cat.

I shall call her "gimpy", and she shall be mine, and she shall be my "gimpy".

[seltix]

she's not gimpy.

she's offended by that and offers her puckered ass in response.

but if you want her, you're going to have to come get her.

i promise you'll love her coat too. she has more of a pelt than a regular fur coat. mink-like. i suppose.

then i can get you drunk and push you off, ummm, the roof.
maybe not that.

[spen_lit]

If you have a trampoline we can both get drunk and drop gimpy from the roof.

[seltix]

no trampoline. although, i suppose then she would be gimpy.

but there's a pond here so we could get drunk and do a polar plunge.