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In Search Of The Imaginary Sleeping Pill ....
Resting heart rate: 98 ( Read more... ) -
Random Ramblings...
I am absolutely bewildered at the way that sugar substitutes never seem to completely dissolve in iced beverages. You end up sucking bland coffee through a straw one minute and a hefty mouthful of much-too-sweetness the next. It's nothing short of a perplexity.
A woman sitting at a near-distant table had her tea served to her a few moments ago. A ( Read more... ) -
I'm baaaack ....
Hey fuckers! At long last, I've decided to come back to LiveJournal just to harass all of you.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -
Eight-inch heel delight.......
My daily zen came from nothing more than talking to my best friend in New Orleans for two hours, deciding that breasts are indeed strange, and realizing while looking over my credit card statement that I have a bizarre obsession with stripper shoes. If only I would have found the ambition to purchase a deadly weapon, I'd say this was one of my ( Read more... ) -
And don't say anything about murder..... it's over rated.
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? -
Octave Mirbeau would deem me a goddamn genius...which isn't saying much.
So, I've learned a great deal of completely meaningless information about myself today:
1. Thanks to the University of Cambridge, I could move to London if I really wanted to endure the torture that is the UK.
2. Making a promise not to ever ingest anything parasitic is a virtual impossibility.
3. I can make Aussie Chicken without setting myself ( Read more... ) -
You can always trust me to have a sunny disposition, cancha?
I thought it would be a good idea to throw a Valentine's Day party ( Read more... ) -
And it was a James Dean one too!
In the past twenty-four hours, I've collectively spent fifteen of said hours doing a 2000 piece puzzle.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
