My brother and I spent the greater part of the afternoon trying to finish production on his musical project.

If I hear his two songs once more, I'm going to hack my head off.

Audio coming soon thanks to soopageek.


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My brother and I:


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My brother got into town yesterday.

We got drunk and blew up sticks of dynamite that he purchased from some road-side fireworks vendor in New Mexico.

The police were called at three in the morning, but we fled the scene.

It was marvelous.

You know what will really fuck up your day?

Your mom comparing sex to Thanksgiving dinner.

Just try and get anything done after that.

Redemption: I got a Black Lab today.

I shall name him Poe, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Poe.

Due to some uncontrollable circumstances, I am distracted and unable to write.....

And we all know that writers' block makes me a little homicidal.

So I'm taking a break and taking back my quiz from insideyourhead, which was originally inspired by tourniquet113

You wanna hear it? Here it goes....

{name} Aspen
{born} 01/23/1980
{born in} Biloxi, MS
{resides in} Denver, ( Read more... )

Oh the joy that is laughing at someone else's expense ( Read more... )

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At Jerusalem Restaurant this evening while waiting in line for my order:

GUY: Did you get any of the baklava? It's delicious.

ME: Yeah, I've eaten nothing but the bakalva for two days now ( Read more... )

I went to Bebe today ( Read more... )

"Expert textpurt, joking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?..... man you've been a naughty girl - you let your cornhole down"

Zappa zaps ya'........