Because all of this will be on the final exam.....

[spen_lit]

You know what will really fuck up your day?

Your mom comparing sex to Thanksgiving dinner.

Just try and get anything done after that.

Redemption: I got a Black Lab today.

I shall name him Poe, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Poe.

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[insideyourhead]

Yep.. i can't get anything done now...
So I'm gonna head over to Gabors for some pool and drinks

[spen_lit]

Oooh, sounds like fun.

I would join you but I'm still trying to get Dr. Bojangles to come out from behind the couch.

[insideyourhead]

Gotta have priorities and all

[spen_lit]

I'm worried that Doc won't ever show his face again because my new dog is three times his size and pretty fucking scary looking.

[seltix]

wait. so does she feel like a turkey, with your dad just stuffing it into her? or is it more like when your dad is done, her face is all, like, stuffed-full? or does she feel more like a pie that your dad has done his business with, like in that movie? or again, like a turkey, being basted with your dad's man juice? or possibly she just feels like an indian, getting fucked by your dad, the pilgrim. i could go on, but i've never been to your thanksgiving dinners, so i'm not really sure the dynamic she's coming from.

heh, i said come.

[spen_lit]

She brought up a point that you really look forward to it, and when it's over, you're left feeling unsatisfied.

"When it's over, you're, like, That was no big deal!" said my mother.

[seltix]

so, your dad sucks in bed. oh well.
then again, maybe your mom sets a bad table. or maybe she's not that great of a cook.

you should probably sit them both down and discuss this whole situation in great depth. i'm certain you could come up with some wonderful solutions to spark up their sex life.

[spen_lit]

No, I'd tell them to kill each other.

[seltix]

is poe a puppy? and if so, awwwwwwwwwww!

also, awwwwwwwww!

[spen_lit]

He's five-months-old right now and he's amazing. He's big and all black and he's smart as hell.

He already responds to his name and he can do tricks.

Very smart.

[somerled]

I second that. awwwwwwwww!

[spen_lit]

I love him and I want to teach him to kill bad guys.

Draven seconds that remark.

[seltix]

as long as you have a way to dispose of the evidence...

[spen_lit]

I'll sell it on ebay.

[emperorsamir]

the other day i my video production class, one of the dudes in my class ran out of the booth and screamed "Directing is just like sex! That's what the teacher told me." I think he was really excited because he felt like he lost his virginity through directing a really lame GI Joe commercial...

[spen_lit]

Either that or he did something unspeakable while behind the camera.

[emperorsamir]

im sure he was jerking off to whoever was in front of the camer while he was in the booth...

[spen_lit]

Isn't that how sickos work?