Person D: thank you for not letting your cute awkwardness get in the way of you asking me out. It's nice to not have to try so hard and to only embarrass myself slightly by responding with an unrelated question when you asked for my phone number like we were on god damn who's line is it anyway.

Person A: You have totally totally screwed up any shot you had with me. I feel sorry for you that your ego lashed out so horrifically at a person (me) I know you cared and about and wanted. But it's hard to feel that sorry for you since you have behaved like such a prick ( Read more... )

I'm gonna in cambria. hit me up. bring some booze or just some snacks. if you don't call, i'll probably see you at the shell station anyhow.

loves.

i had an excessively laughing amazing totally ridiculous evening.

more after sunday.

yayness and a half.

tomorrow i'm home. becky, thank you for telling me about the quiz. it made my day. i'm gonna eat some pancakes.

Tonight I sat in a bathtub in a five star hotel in Paris, France drinking a glass of French red wine that was probably the most costly liquid I've ingested to date, as I munched on dark chocolate and shaved my legs ( Read more... )

http://www.celebrityphoto.com/scripts/search/event-search.pl?grid=40&keyword=Dog%20Whisperer%20With%20Cesar%20Millan%20100 ( Read more... )

So I got out of bed and something was stuck to the small of my back. I turn around in my bathroom mirror and am horrified and really confused to see ( Read more... )

I would not like to be your wife. Just because I can bake things, love wearing aprons, am good with children, am nice to people, and like dancing through fields of flowers in white dresses does not make ready for marriage. So all the boys who have expressed interest in making me their wife (4) in the last couple of months...just stop it. I'm not ( Read more... )