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smooth sailin' in the year o6
hey Journal!
Ken here.
Four years ago I was a deadbeat nobody with 10 cents to my name and a supercharged cock full of AIDS. I first met Gargamel on the boardwalk as a street performer, it wasn't my job so much as to entertain the crowd but to distract them so my cronies in the audience could pickpocket several of these slackjawed yokels gawking ( Read more... ) -
garblemorf
hi, guys, i am here to announce my retirement from the nfl. i have had three good seasons with the giants and now i'm calling it quits so i can focus on my family and my dog. my mom recently went into the hospital so i'm using my salaries to pay for her medicines. she is in stable condition although the same can't be said for the guy that beat ( Read more... ) -
hey Steph, can you send me those text files of the story I was working on?
hey Steph, can you send me those text files of the story I was working on? I think I'm gonna change the Michael-Jonas fight scene up a bit. Thanks! Bye -
power in the midnight hour
reluctantly i am writing this to you while lover mine is away, in another land fighting in a war he does not believe in. the rain falls like tears. i wrote a poem about all this, i hope you'll let me share it.
Sunset of blue cherad ( Read more... ) -
back with a vengeance
well nothing can keep me down and that's a damn fact.
i was poring through all my well wish cards and discovered something from my friend Gonzo. Heehee. Me and him go waaay back all the way back to high school if you can believe that. I know me in high school! Oh no! I'm like waaaay too old to ever attend an institution that was created only ( Read more... ) -
I MISS HIM SOOOO MUCH!
hi guys, today i am sick. not with aids or anything like you'd think but with a much more common imaginary illness: the flucold.
i expect well wishes, small-time fishes, and candy dishes while i fight courageously to overtake this disease that has riddled my body and left me a shell of a human being. -
Thoughts on the nature of my butt
I sought out the finest minds of my generation a few years back. Picturing the culmination of thousands of years of human evolution, I envisioned the purest body and mind, susceptible to nothing. I sailed the mighty seas, climbed the colossal mountain ranges, traversed the bleakest deserts to meet these scholars; these ubermensch ( Read more... ) -
my day at the office by myself
today i woke up to birds singing and chippings and i was happy. you see, today was the day i get to run office myself and i think that i could really prove myself to boss. he think i just in it for the money and i am. i mean, do i really care about the goings on in the blinds trade? answer: yes. you see the blinds starts in africa where native ( Read more... ) -
klaus leschke
hey d00ds, im at work just sitting and checking my ebay stuff...not much to do right now...the mailman just walked in with some mail and i think he wanted to fuck me...he was kind of an asshole ( Read more... )