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hey dudes, wanna party? *BLOWJOB*
hi, dudes. it's been a thousand years since i last posted, so naturally a lot has happened.
i contracted HIV from a dude's toilet seat before being farted on and fucked in the buttpussy. well, i guess nothing has really changed after all.
well, see you in 6 million months. -
if anyone cares, let me eat some hairs
hi, everyone. let me cut to the chase and insert some damn drivel ( Read more... ) -
light waves and supersonic buttchaves
el chupacabra once told me i was the best role model in his life. i didn't know what he meant at the time but looking back, i see it. not only was el chupacabra influenced by my love of eating goats and chickens, but he was also enthralled by my ability to make the ladies get on their knees and suck on my dick. yeah, that's right. i am a ladies ( Read more... ) -
this times i means WAR!
dr. henry bates was too pre-occupied with work to take care of his daily chores, so he hired a butler. his new butler came and do you know what he called dr. henry bates? henry, because that's what dr. bates asked of him.
bi.
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a recent phone interview with teddy and becky thurmond
hallo, gang ( Read more... ) -
bort meets bart
dear whoever reads this,
if you hate your life so much, why don't you kill yourself? i mean, kurt cobain did it and look at him, he's tight...and a star.
bye,
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I personally loved the movie Click with Adam Sandler
Here's a snippet from my local newspapor or as I like to call it, "unequivocal truth firmly rooted in the truths of Jesus Christ":
Local faggot holds assfuck charityGULFPORT-- October 16, 2006. "We just really wanna give back to the community that has given us so much." Those were the words of Randy Heathstone, organizer and participant in this ( Read more... ) -
the women here are HOT and HORNAY!
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Tag-along Buttsy and the Mystery That is Life
Tag-along Buttsy and his best friend the Mystery That is Life were walking up the wooded trail one morning when suddenly a keen sparrow called out to them ( Read more... ) -
hey everyone
hey everyone, I was reading my favorite webcomic today and this strip caught my eye.
( RIGHT HERE BUCKO )