A whirlygig of silent smoke

[semidtachd]

Couples in movies always have these unbelievable stories about how they met. "Oh, your father was just out in the park picking the first hyacinths of the year when my then-boyfriend insulted me. Well your father blah blah blah

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[plutomune]

I remember when we met,
I played At the Drive-In in my room
and you passed by and picked me a hyacinth...
It was love at first sight.

[eyeonthehorizon]

Well, I was in a bar, and I was horny, so I bought your mother a few drinks cause she looked like she was just ugly enough to actually consider sleeping with me but not so ugly that I'd regret it in the morning.

That's not how it happens...in fact, the idea that that might be how it happens was my first indication that I was doing everything wrong.