I like the smell of garlic under my fingernails

I hate all of the attractive people I see when I'm out and about.

Probably my favorite part of the Star Wars saga is the part where Darth Vader and Luke are outside, and Darth Vader says "I ate your father's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" and makes those slurping noises.

Ok. I've had since Friday to digest it, and I'm finally ready to commit my review of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" to writing. ( And here it is: (Contains a spoiler or two and a boatload of criticism) )

It's so good to see Family Guy back on TV !!!!!

Mike is starting to look a little old. Not elderly, for sure. Just...old. I feel badly for all the kids growing up now who never got to see him play basketball and will never understand how incredibly good he was at it, instead left with only this old-looking dude playing pool with Chandler Bing.

In the last week, I've assembled two dressers and half a bed. I say "half" simply because I cannot complete the bed without another set of hands. I assure you that, soon, it will be a FULL bed. Regardless, I still feel accomplished. And, just so's you know, accomplishment feels SORE ( Read more... )

Well, glory be! It's sure been a while since I've had personal internet access. But I'm back now thanks to the incredible grace and wonder of Comcast High-Speed Internet. And yes, I am being paid to say that. A LOT ( Read more... )

Hey there everyone ( Read more... )

Just a quick entry since I'm at work early. I should do one before I go away, anyways ( Read more... )

Well, not quite fifteen. More like two, with drifts around five ( Read more... )