"I'm walkin' down that long, lonesome road, babe ( Read more... )

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The Greatest

The following is the boring, plain-jane response I got from the Planters/Kraft Foods people:
Hi Jared ( Read more... )

The following is a transcript of the letter I sent to Planters via their "Contact Us" form. I will not go quietly...

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Apparently Planters Cheez-Balls have been discontinued. I see no reason left to continue living.

My facial hair could beat yours in a cage fight.

I can tell that I'm part British just by virtue of the fact that, every now and again, a little flag raises in my mind and says "Tea?"

So a friend emailed me last night and asked me if I'd like to go see a free preview screening of the new Harrison Ford movie Firewall. Even knowing this to be free, I was hesitant to go, until I re-read the email and noticed that he said there would be a q&a session with Harrison Ford afterwards. "Well hell!" I thought, "It's Indiana Jones! It's ( Read more... )

All I want is a girl who would genuinely appreciate this as a Valentine's Day gift.

It's time once more for that new tradition in cinema, the 2005 Jared Awards for Goodishness in Motion Picturedom! As a reminder, here are my qualifications ( Read more... )