Comments | semper_fi_bitch: 031- Piracy, kidnapping, and ghosts uh, KIND OF has a nice cohesiveness?

semper_fi_bitch

031- Piracy, kidnapping, and ghosts uh, KIND OF has a nice cohesiveness?

May 26, 2009 21:15

Hey, Johnny, I found the pet store here. And they have parrots! I already got two, so if you want one, I guess that's OK. If you don't, then I'll just be double the pirate.

Hey, um, weird kid. I didn't catch your name. I found some magazines to cut up! Man, this plan is coming along great. We'll be rolling in dough in no timeOh, and, uh, does ( Read more... )

-allen (withthelight), -arya (fearcutsdeeper), age event, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -danny (totallynotaspaz), -teatime (not_4oclock), -jr. (bulletserenade), *memories, polly and fucker

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not_4oclock May 27 2009, 01:26:38 UTC

It's Jonathan. John-a-than.

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 01:30:23 UTC

Uh, yeah, what else would Johnny be short for?

not_4oclock May 27 2009, 01:34:47 UTC

But I don't want to be called Johnny. My name is Jonathan.

...and you found the birds?

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 01:38:16 UTC

Jonathan's too long. And too stuffy. Johnny is better.

Yeah! They're really real parrots! It's awesome!

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fearcutsdeeper May 27 2009, 02:00:14 UTC

Who're you?

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 02:17:01 UTC

My name's Dex. What's yours?

fearcutsdeeper May 28 2009, 04:45:54 UTC

!

Dex... Dexter Grif?

semper_fi_bitch May 28 2009, 04:51:08 UTC

No, that's my name. I asked what yours is. Y'know, me Tarzan, you Jane?

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bulletserenade May 27 2009, 06:21:01 UTC

And just want are you planning to do with those parrots, huh?

He hasn't actually thought that far. semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 21:30:38 UTC

Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

What a surprise. XD bulletserenade May 28 2009, 01:58:46 UTC

...You have no idea, do you.

A true master of forethought, our Grif. semper_fi_bitch May 28 2009, 02:08:58 UTC

I don't have to do anything with them! They're just for show!

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totallynotaspaz May 27 2009, 07:04:32 UTC

*pops up from behind invisibly* Hey, I'm not a ghost! You're lucky I'm not--they're really touchy about the difference between humans and ghosts, so you might want to be careful about that. *spewing things off the top of his heeeeaaaaad*

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 21:35:27 UTC

If you're not a ghost, then what are you? Creeper!

totallynotaspaz May 27 2009, 21:40:03 UTC

Just a regular teenager. Of course, I've got the intangibility bonus too! *laughs*

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 21:42:55 UTC

There's nothing regular about that!

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thetankisalie May 27 2009, 15:50:15 UTC

Wh-What kind of magazines are- Why are they na- Where did you even get these!?

semper_fi_bitch May 27 2009, 21:36:13 UTC

I found them. Don't ask stupid questions.

thetankisalie May 29 2009, 03:41:14 UTC

I don't think we're supposed to be looking at magazines like this.

semper_fi_bitch May 29 2009, 03:47:41 UTC

It's fine. It's not like there's anybody to catch us. Our parents aren't even here!

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