Comments | semper_fi_bitch: 024- And the week's only half over.

semper_fi_bitch

024- And the week's only half over.

Feb 11, 2009 19:44

Dear God Sweet, Merciful, Kind and Loving God,

Whatever it was I did to piss you off so goddamned damned very, very much, I am so fucking very, very sorry. I repent! I repent! I swear, I'll never do it again!

Whatever it takes to make it stop, I'll do it! I'll quit smoking! I'll quit drinking! I'll quit overeating! I'll quit cursing! Anything. ( Read more... )

fuck you simmons, sticky event, -shinigami (death_the_dad), abusing the strike tag something awful, dude. tmi, -simmons (thetankisalie), !memento_eden, -etna (hailbeautyqueen), yes i'd like some cheese with that whine, -teatime (not_4oclock), let's blame god, curses!, -ledah (thelostseraph), -kallen (ace_of_11s)

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death_the_dad February 12 2009, 03:49:22 UTC

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I DIDN'T DO IT!

death_the_dad February 12 2009, 03:49:53 UTC

Though I do appreciate being called sweet~ ♥

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 03:56:36 UTC

Not you.

death_the_dad February 12 2009, 03:57:26 UTC

Aww.

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thelostseraph February 12 2009, 03:55:01 UTC

Worry not. I shall place you out of your misery.

. . . If you can do the same for me.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 03:59:20 UTC

...Who are you stuck to?

thelostseraph February 12 2009, 04:02:38 UTC

. . . A demon. Let us leave it at that.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:07:09 UTC

...Yeah, no dice, dude. I'm pretty sure I only have regular bullets in these guns.

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thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:01:42 UTC

Or you could quit smoking right now, cockbite. Secondhand smoke is bad for my lungs!

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:03:59 UTC

...Yeah, I don't think your lungs have to worry about secondhand smoke right now.

thetankisalie February 12 2009, 04:07:12 UTC

Alright, that's enough pointless chatter. We need to get to bed early if we're going to be up in time for my 5 AM jog.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:11:35 UTC

...That's it, I'm killing myself. Where'd I put my gun?

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not_4oclock February 12 2009, 04:03:28 UTC

[sneer.]

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:06:24 UTC

Bite me, asshole.

not_4oclock February 12 2009, 04:10:16 UTC

That hardly sounds appropriate, Dex.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 04:14:28 UTC

Yeah, I can get something appropriate for you, Teatime. You want golf clubs or saucers?

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ace_of_11s February 12 2009, 06:38:01 UTC

Man, I would've been surprised if you two hadn't been stuck together.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 06:40:08 UTC

What's that supposed to mean?

ace_of_11s February 12 2009, 06:55:06 UTC

Oh, I don't know.

At least you're both guys, right? Though I guess that'd be awkward in its own way.

semper_fi_bitch February 12 2009, 07:04:06 UTC

Man, you don't even know. Nothing makes me want to never take a piss ever again than the idea of having to touch my dick and Simmons at the same time.

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