Sometimes it bloody sucks being a woman. And it makes is bloody impossible to sleep sometimes ( Read more... )

Well, it appears as though I am still alive. How lovely. Apparently someone was not able to kill me as they so eloquently promised to do.

I swear to Slytherin if one more person asks me what is wrong I will Crucio hex them into oblivion!

My new husband is very lucky I don't hex HIM into oblivion as well. You got off easy last night Rodolphus, but I am still furious. So mad I punched a hole in the wall near my bed this morning.And certain little traitorus Slytherin had better be ( Read more... )

Last night had to have been one of the best nights of my young life. I had no idea such pleasure was possible. Rodolphus was an absolute devil and we had a most excellent time ( Read more... )

Rodolphus's birthday is coming up and boy have I got some amazing things planned for that boy. he will never know what hit him ( Read more... )

I have been in an unusually happy mood today. Things in the dungeons seem to be going quite well ( Read more... )

Sweet Slytherin do you people have nothing better to do than to whine and complain about who is shagging who and who broke up with who? It is revolting and boring as all hell. I cannot wait until I do not have to look at any of you again ( Read more... )

This is simply revolting. Have you all nothing better to do than to whine about your silly relationships? The odds that any of you will still be together after we leave here are astronomical, for Slytherin's sake ( Read more... )

Ugh. It is bloody awful being back here. I hate this place. Dumbledore is a fool and a nuisance. I saw Dumbledore coming out of class today and he gave me this "knowing look." It gave me the creeps ( Read more... )

I know it's been days since New Years eve, but I have been to lazy busy to even conceive of writing in my journal, even though I have something very noteworthy to write down ( Read more... )