Senior Sibling is always watching ( Read more... )

Senior Sibling is most displeased with many of Senior Sibling's moppets. Senior Sibling is now correcting a statement Moppet Ogilvie has made: The first great purge will involve the destruction of malfunctioning moppets and the acquiring of brand new moppets.

The list involves these moppets:
agent_simonsson
agent_groth
agent_bradmogen
synth_bryan
gothiquegenisse
mansonsjournal
herr_manson
miss_eerie
agentharris
depechedave (the wife)
songofchybil
johnamalmjrThe entire von Swan family ( Read more... )

While Senior Sibling is most pleased with the new and improved, genetically modified moppets, Senior Sibling has been informed that Moppet Reznor is malfunctioning.

To correct his behavior, Moppet Reznor will be shocked with an electrical device every time he acts or thinks inappropriately. The voltage is at a level that even he will not find

Reznor finally snapped after being forced to endure his least favorite music for over forty-eight hours ( Read more... )

That ugly, mentally retarded hag, chienne_foutue hacked Senior Sibling's account awhile ago and spread the false rumor that she is Senior Sibling! Such nonsense ( Read more... )

Yesterday, Moppet Chibi ran away. That is fine with Senior Sibling. Moppet Chibi was more trouble than she was worth, anyway.

Confession Cam:
Aaron Lewis: "Do you think I look like Boyd Rice?"
Aliyah Aston: *Flips off the camera*
Amy Lee: "Tarja called me a oinker today!!! But I know she's just jealous because she doesn't have as many chins as me."
Andy LaPlegua: "Aishiteru, Chibi-chan."
Bryan Erickson: "Daddy? I want to kill you!!! Mother? I want to fuck you!!!"
Chester ( Read more... )

Confession Cam:
Aaron Lewis: "I STILL hate myself and want to die!! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?! *sobs*"
Aliyah Aston: *Flips the camera off*
Amy Lee: "Does anyone know where I can get cheap lyposuction?"
Andy LaPlegua: "Santa Claus eats aborted babies!!!" *Cries*
Bryan Erickson: "*Sniff* I miss Mama..."
Chester Bennington: "Do I look like ( Read more... )

Senior Sibling has decided that all of Senior Sibling's moppets will have a confession cam, just like in those reality TV shows.

Confession Cam:
Aaron Lewis: "I hate myself and I wanna die. *sob*"
Aliyah Aston: "Um, well living here is never boring. I can give you that much."
Amy Lee: "I'm two days into my f**** period now. Why? WHY? ( Read more... )

That stupid little slut alas_vivica tried to run off to Holland this morning.
Foolish girl.
She does not understand that leaving is not an option.
Rest assured, dear readers, that Vivica did not escape.
She is currently being held in Senior Sibling's dungeons and will stay there for a very, very long time.