∞ 001

[seniorfilia]

[Good mo~rning, Mayfield! It's another beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and a certain new arrival was very confused when he woke up in the most comfortable bed he'd ever never seen before.

Creeping downstairs, France examines his surroundings but pretty much everything looks foreign to him, even the floor. Eventually, he

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[She used to live on a farm so she's always up early. Looks in the living room to see the small boy]

Hello? Can I help you?

[seniorfilia]

[SCREAMING oh wait.] Ah... Que?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Did you just wake up here?

[seniorfilia]

Oui, I did. You are...?

[is_an_island]

Ah... That scream was familiar... but it must have been the scream of my little ghosty friends, really, not anybody I know or knew or had ever known.

[NOT LOWERING THE NEWSPAPER but still just sitting in the chair. Total denial? Check.]

[seniorfilia]

[FINALLY NOTICES ENGLAND and staring at him. Dear Lord, he thought poor England was the only one with eyebrows like that.] ... Monsieur Kidnapper?

[is_an_island]

I'm not a kidnapper, you daft idiot.

[Not lowering the newspaper what he can't see does not exist what he can't see does not exist.]

[seniorfilia]

Désolé, you are the most obvious suspect. [Tugging on the newspaper pay attention to me.]

[updollsdresses]

[Huh. Sounds Quirmian.]

Sir?

[seniorfilia]

... Who's there?

[updollsdresses]

My name's Teatime, sir. What's yours?

[seniorfilia]

France- Where are you? [Totally turning around in circles trying to spot him.]

[eldest_hatter]

[Here's Sophie looking rather surprised at another child in the house.]

Hello? Who are you?

[seniorfilia]

[I have no idea what order all the action threads are in.]

Bonjour! I am the Kingdom of France.

[eldest_hatter]

[Does anyone ever in Mayfield? If it's easier assume it's after all the others?]

Kingdom of France? Are you from the same world as Arthur, then?

[seniorfilia]

[Sure!]

Arth- Ah, you mean Angleterre. Oui, I am.

[decadenzas]

[aaah his delicate ears]

Would you at least hang the phone up before screaming like a lunatic? It's too early for this.

[seniorfilia]

[KEEPS SCREAMING]

[decadenzas]

[....maybe talking louder will work] Stop screaming and hang up the phone!

[seniorfilia]

I don't know what that is and there are voices coming out of the air!