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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[kleinefurstin]

W-what sort of a question is that?

[seniorfilia]

Someone mentioned I had one, but I haven't heard the term before so...

[kleinefurstin]

You're too young to know of such things, let alone have one!

[d-doesn't know he's babby!France yet...]

[seniorfilia]

Well, he was drunk and a Northman but he kept insisting I had one! And I'm not that young!

[mr_blandy_bland]

They will only get easier to use in the fut--....

STDs? W-what sort of...oh wait...[And that is when he realizes this kid is still France.]

[seniorfilia]

[If he knew what it stood for, he'd have figured this out on his own, don't worry.] Do you know?

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ah...w-well...when a man and a w-woman...um...s-sometimes one of them might have...uh...a disease that gets passed when....

[Screw it...this is France, FRANCE. He sighs.]

I-it means sexually Transmitted Disease. You g-get them by having sex with someone who has one.

[seniorfilia]

Oh. Je comprends.

... Why would he think I had something like that?!

[teh_sword]

[The clever use of foreign words distracts from the "holy shit this kid sounds 10" of it all. Here, have a straight answer!]

Eh, it's just what they called them before they started using STI instead. Some people still call them that, I guess, but it's not as common.

[seniorfilia]

What's a STI then?

[teh_sword]

An infection. More general term than 'disease,' yanno?

[seniorfilia]

Oh! Well, then he was definitely wrong, I'm not sick. [Everything makes perfect sense and you didn't even need to mention sex, well done.]

[wybrows]

[ Hold on she's trying to figure it out. Because let's assume no one has given her the talk yet.

OK. ] ... Super tiny dingo? You can find dingos in Australia.

[seniorfilia]

What's a "dingo"?

[wybrows]

Dingoes are kinda like dogs or wolves, I guess. But cuter; 'specially if they're super tiny.

How could you not know that? Pretty stupid.

[seniorfilia]

[Without missing a beat:] Oh, you mean those dingos. Of course I knew about those, I thought you had to mean something else.

[riflerosti]

Do not ask such a thing over the phone lines like that! [may not recognise babby France's voice yet]

[seniorfilia]

Pourquoi?

[riflerosti]

C'est dégoûtant. And such matters should be spoken about in private or not at all.

[seniorfilia]

Il n'est pas! Why is it a private matter?