∞ 002

[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[ergaleomancer]

[Theta was planning on saying something rude about a Frenchman not understanding technology. But then he asks about STDs and she just laughs and laughs and laughs.]

[seniorfilia]

[Fucking rosbifs.] It's not funny.

[ergaleomancer]

They're called STIs in polite society. You don't want to sound like a dunce, do you? [Here, have a Britishism.]

[seniorfilia]

STI, then, madame. [He can guess it's not a compliment.]

[the_wee_big_hag]

An STD?

[seniorfilia]

Apparently it's to do with sex.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Ah.

[She's had those talks already]

And why are you asking about it?

[seniorfilia]

[He hasn't, but he's seen a thing or two.]

Someone said I had one.

[seniorfilia]

Someone told me it's a disease. I don't have one, you're just stupid.

[armywithcountry]

[That voice . . . sounds sort of familiar. But no, he's just imagining things. Right? Right.]

If you're French, then you probably have one already.

[seniorfilia]

[Is this the voice of your nightmares, Prussia?]

I don't.

[armywithcountry]

[Are you kidding, he dreams about this voice screaming in pain every night.]

You sure? I bet you do! Especially if you're one of that bastard's!

[seniorfilia]

I'm one of mine, merci beaucoup. And I don't!

[is_an_island]

So it's begun.

[seniorfilia]

What has?

[is_an_island]

You're slowly becoming yourself.

It's rather strange, yet intriguing.

[seniorfilia]

If you're talking about me becoming a master of modern technology, then oui.