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[seniorfilia]

The technology here is strange, but once you get used to it it's convenient, non? Ah, but I mastered everything really quickly, as expected by le très bien moi. [Compensating for not being able to figure out the toaster this morning and burning his bread to a crisp? Never.] These phone things are especially useful, even if they don't really make

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[wizardoftheweek]

... Why would you need to know?

[seniorfilia]

Someone said I had one.

[wizardoftheweek]

Have you ever had sexual intercourse?

[seniorfilia]

Quoi?! Ewww, no!

[... Wait, that sounds kind of kiddish.] Ahem. I mean, non.