man....I'm gonna be all alone on my birthday, holding a small cupcake with a candle in the center of it " happy birthday to me.."

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Well I offically hate work, but thats alright its not like I have anything better to do rather then listen to a bunch of stupid ass hicks talk, if they didn't promise this mysteious, "retention" pay I'd already have another Job. Also, I've decided that perhaps I should go to school and get a History degree, maybe become an arciologist, but of ( Read more... )

My live journal must really blow ass.

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Anyways I have to go to shitty work tomorow and deal with jackasses all day, but hey it could be worse...I..no..wait no I couldent unless I somehow burst into flames whilst helping somone then it would get worse. So, I bought the third Lord Of The Rings, it was pretty good but it was ridiculous that I had to wait in line with a bunch of crappy ( Read more... )

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So I had to damage my knee at work, I somehow ended up getting sick, I'm surrounded by pizza crust and to make things worse there's a tornado warning in effect, now I know most of your who read my live journal are wondering, " Gosh I'd like to take a dump over a freeway overpass" So basically a tornado warning means, there is going to be a tornado ( Read more... )

Ouch, I hate my work.

Damn I rock, if I was to walk down the street and run into a mirror image of myself because I was cloaned, I'd hang out with me all day and then just for the hell of it I'd kill me and eat clone me, that way I'd become twice the awesome powers that I already have. ALL HAIL DAVE, DAVE IS LIFE, ALL HAIL DAVE, DAVE IS LIFE ( Read more... )