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Well this was a lot harder than I expected it to be, but I gave that old college try and came up with ten entries that I feel span some of my more painfully emo moments set to print and also give a good feel for the sorta life I was living and stuff I was writing at the time. I recommend protective head gear, the nearest Bright Eyes album, and some ( Read more... ) -
Shameless Panhandling
So, I'm gonna be a homeless bum about a month from now. This will last me till the tail end of July if all goes well. And I am a fan of the eating. I'm willing to take any and all donations in exchange for post cards, pictures, and amusing tales from my cross country nomadic wanderings. Think like Jack Kerrouac in On the Road, except without a ( Read more... ) -
I am D.B. Cooper
I really and truly wish that nothing more were required of me today than simply showing up, but damned if I don't actually have to do stuff. -
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My new favorite qoute to pull out at socially akward moments, when meeting total strangers, or just when boredom coincides with being around people is, "The colors red, blue and green are real. The color yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody - demolish!" Guildenstern, in Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead An ( Read more... ) -
London Homesick Blues
A Parable of Pedaling submitted by Heath Maddox ( Read more... ) -
Hathor's Loving Embrace
So as I was sweeping the assorted pizza droppings up from a twelve hour shift, I couldn't help but stop and think: In a good and just world, everytime some fat drunken redneck said git er dun, and thought it was the absolute height of comedy, God would smite Larry the Cable Guy's ass with a boil the size of a quarter. Since that doesn't happen I ( Read more... ) -
I wear black cause I'm mourning the passing of 07
Boo aught Seven, Yay aught eight ( Read more... ) -
Happy Festivus
Now is the time we put up the pole. Then we air the grievances. And then it is the time that you come and wrestle your father ( Read more... ) -
Time for teh Hootnanny!
Feliz Dia Del Graduatin! Congratulations Sofia! **digital high five** I'm looking forward to this weekend. Friends, shiner bock, a cross town bike ride, celebratin' and maybe even free party food. I can't ask for much more than that. That's the good life in my book ( Read more... )