Well ladies and germs it's that time of the season again ( Read more... )

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Making your way in the world today ( Read more... )

I came out the other side alive and well (sort of)

Even though I have a splitting headache, extreme dehydration, and a number of bruises and Traffic signs that I don't remember acquireing. I successfully completed my 20th birthday.

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Well in exactly 5 days i will officially be twenty years old. It's kind of a shitty age to be, you're too old for teenage cajoling and silly shenaniganz©, but yet too young to legally consume alcohol in large quantities ( Read more... )

So me and slack were working at publix today... and when the two of us work together only bad things happen ( Read more... )

Ok well i got some very bueno news for all you kids out there. I have officially put my two weeks in at oughtabee's... or should be call it couldabeen's. With all the bills forming in a big pile on The Fat Bearded on'es doorstep, and a lack of revenue pouring in to cover them, it's become very clear to me that the place is doomed to go out of ( Read more... )

well kids i'm moving into the new apartment today. In just a few hour i'll officially be moved out of my parents house for good. never to return. I already have the next two days planned, they will be spent in a drunkin stupor given that the housewarming party is tonight ( Hoffman and i agreed that there were to be no large parties at the new place ( Read more... )

What if there was no light ( Read more... )

Dear God I hate that fat Bearded Bastard.

Just fire me and let me go on with my life.

On the brighter side me and Hoffman signed a lease on our new place... and i must say... ITS ROCKIN.