I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard ( Read more... )

I decided not to take the IQ test so when I was called to the library to take it I just said I didn't want to and walked out ( Read more... )

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can ( Read more... )

Need a typewriter soon. Can't handle this Livejournal trip much longer. Nothing sacred about it. I don't feel healthy lately, I get tired too easily and I feel alot weaker. That fucker I choked out has in school suspension with me. The poor fucker has to look at me all day long. What a pitiful excuse for a human being. But alot of you are so I ( Read more... )

I was showing a picture of Rachel to a friend of mine in history class and this redneck behind him looked and said," You're dating a chink?"

And I looked at him and said,"What did you just say?" loud enough so the class turned around to look at us.
He realized that were he not to sya it again his honor would be slashed so he said it again.
At this ( Read more... )

Fuck all of you ignorant bastards. I spit in your eyes for not understanding me. There is slow steady beat flowing from these words. A savage mentality, the kind that drives a man to stab another man in the throat ( Read more... )

We walk the streets at night ( Read more... )

Ah, fuck it.

I love going to myspace and looking at all the pictures of girls and their friends.

Especially the ones where they try to make it look like they didnt know that someone was taking a picture and they try to look all cool and shit.

Like you usually see these pictures in cars or like when its a picture of someone doing something illegal or wacky(smoking ( Read more... )

Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow confines of most men's reality. Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.