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Retired Facebook Quotes
“How’s that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?”-Sarah Palin ( Read more... ) -
Retired facebook quotes
"I'm sorry Adam, I can't hear you over your rampant [team killing]"-Hayley -
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I remember when I wasn't cynical...
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Retired Facebook Quotes
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Some call U.S. President Bush's call to stop emissions by 2005 too little, too late."-CNN story highlight posted Apil 17, 2008 -
Retired facebook quotes
"Fan fiction is to fiction as paint-by-numbers kits are to painting."-George RR Martin ( Read more... ) -
Tought of the Day
Flaming Pop Tarts are God's way of saying, "Eat an Orange." -
I voted
I voted today. Here's my selections:
President/Vice President:
John McCain/Sarah Palin
Senators:
Thad Chocran
Roger Wicker
US Representative:
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By the way
In case you haven't heard yet, I have pneumonia. I'll probably live. -
That wasn't PG
I just have one thing to say about Prince Caspian:
“Battles are ugly when women fight.”