I am in fact still alive ( Read more... )

I miss my car :(

I'm housesitting through the 31st, so if you want to get in touch with me, you'll have to call. Incidentally, if anyone signs in on AIM under my name, it's probably my sister.

Onion Horoscope
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
While many people have coping mechanisms, yours is the only one made up of two hand pulleys and a crate of vodka.

The Saturn died in Baton Rouge, and we had to scrap it.

83% Mike Huckabee
80% John McCain
75% Mitt Romney
73% Fred Thompson
69% Tom Tancredo
64% Rudy Giuliani
45% Ron Paul
42% Bill Richardson
41% Joe Biden
38% Hillary Clinton
35% Chris Dodd
35% John Edwards
34% Barack Obama
23% Mike Gravel
20% Dennis Kucinich

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

The army shut down Operation Santa Sarge. It apparently was a violation of humanitarian aid regulations? Nevermind the fact that this was the second year they've done it and stuff like this in Iraq is getting huge play.
Oh well. It's probably just a Democrat plot to enhance our hatred abroad.
UPDATE: Apparently all soldiers are forbidden to ( Read more... )

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Comment, and I will tell you the fictional character that most reminds me of you. Then post the same in your journal.

I really want to go to Kennesaw Mountain Landis' grave and lay the Mitchell report on top of it. I'm sure that if I do the ritual just right, a hand will reach out of the grave and everything will be ok again.