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senselesspoet

Ladies and Gentlemen, Zach: The Sitcom

Oct 07, 2004 19:38

(Intro music fades out. Lights fade up on ZACH, a 20 something college student, watching television. We hear from the TV ANNOUNCER ( Read more... )

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alex_garg October 8 2004, 11:51:19 UTC

Even from New Orleans my parents have been able to do that to me - via TiVO. I was in the middle of FX's horribly-cut "Armageddon" when the channel switched to the Kerrys on "Dr. Phil."

Catch you on Sunday.

senselesspoet October 9 2004, 11:35:57 UTC

So from one disaster to another, eh?

Dr. Phil: Now, John, what do you think of Theresa?

Kerry: I like her, except for the times when I don't.

*smacks head against desk*

alex_garg October 9 2004, 12:53:20 UTC

No, the best was when he was asked if one daughter was more like him than another.

-ishly transcribed-
Kerry: "Yes, no, well... yes."
Doc Phil: "Which?"
Kerry: "Well, that's why I hesitated. There are times when Alexandra is more like me and times when Vanessa is more like me."

senselesspoet October 10 2004, 16:11:37 UTC

It's like that episode of Futurama where the Neutral Planet is about to get vaporized.

"If you see my wife, tell her I said, 'Hello'"