So i had the weirdest dream last night. Chris and I were in our apartment and the landlord decided that she didn't like the white color on our walls and wanted to wallpaper. So i had to get chris up to hide Niko because they only know we have one cat. So chris puts Niko into the hallway, but the hallway is huge and Niko's in this box so nobody can ( Read more... )

Ecstatic Yuletide to the planetary constituency, and to that self same assemblage, my sincerest wishes for a salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly pleasurable period between sunset and dawn!

So maybe someone can tell me if i'm crazy. I'm having all these weird visions about dying. Like I'm in an elevator and I picture myself falling to my death. Like every minute of it. Then I'm in a tunnel and I see it caving in. I can see what's happening afterwards too, all the chaos. Or on a bridge I'm just sure it's gonna go. I hurt my arm ( Read more... )

These jokes are pure comedy gold people ( Read more... )

So happy fricking birthday to me, and mickey mouse, and kevin nealon (SNL) and Peggy bundy from married with children. We rule.

Ya know, even though things aren't working out as i had hoped (and when do they?) I still can't help but be happy. My birthday's on tuesday and i get to go out to eat at Khan's mongolian bbq (my favorite!) on sunday. I just registered for my next and very last semester and I only have classes on tuesdays and thursdays!! That's right...3 days a week ( Read more... )

There's nothing to do here. I just had a meeting with my boss to tell her there's nothing to do. So she went to a meeting. I have to be here another half an hour and she just left me with nothing to do. I know, poor me, but I'd rather be busy than sitting here in this oh-so-blah land! So dana's officially in jail. She met friends already. How weird ( Read more... )

So i have a huge test on saturday. I'm sick of studying so I'm taking a cookie/computer break. Screw the diet! My brain needs cookies! Why oh why do i have to take an 11 hour test the same day as the atmosphere show?!?!? My brain is swelling, it can't hold any more knowledge. It's like a balloon, put too much hot air in it and it will pop....or ( Read more... )

I'm tired. I'm pms-y. I'm cranky. I have a test in less than an hour....ewwww! So i'm going to start working more. I have no money. Like I'm so broke I won't have enough for rent. This sucks. Yesterday i went on this tour of our light rail facility. The people sitting next to us were so negative about everything! They kept saying they'd rather be ( Read more... )

Friday was at the Y and I saw a normal-looking, middle-aged balding man. They bring these groups from the DD homes to the Y so they can get some exercise. I saw this man struggle to figure out how to tie his shoes for over 10 minutes. He'd get a loop and then just sit there and look at it. He really didn't know how to tie his shoes. Finally he ( Read more... )