I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WORKED

Why the fuck aren't I sober yet?  MUST Prefontaine soon

I've decided to adopt a new philosophy: if you're looking for something you're more than likely to be going in circles - wait for it to come to you.  This didn't sound as groundbreaking as I had hoped but it's late and I have to wake up in four hours....sweeeetttttt.....

Is it wrong to defy someone simply for the sake of defying them?  My sister thought it might run in the family.  Oh, Brian, what will you do this time?

In other news, Pineapple Express is excellent and I'd recommend it for anyone who liked Superbad or Knocked Up.

On a lighter note (no pun intended), I am not blond.  I don't know where this idea came from but I clearly have brown hair.  I was born blond and blue-eyed but that was years and years ago.  I am not blond.  Not that there's anything wrong with being blond I'm just saying it's ridiculous to think my hair is so light.  Perhaps it's because of fair ( Read more... )

HHHHEEEEE'SSSSSSS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I think we all need to take a break.  We are all so screwed up and have so much of our shit to deal with we're never going to figure it out if we keep doing dumb shit like tonight.  Don't get me wrong, I love you guys but I need some time to get my shit together.  I mean hell, I still haven't unpacked from school.  Defiantly no more ( Read more... )

It's been a few days since my little incident and to tell you the truth I don't really feel better about the whole situation.  Distracted, sure, but I haven't really been feeling any better about myself.  Ugh, I really need a day to myself but somehow I don't see that happening.  I find myself attached to my phone; understandable, I don't trust ( Read more... )

Ugh, everything was going so smoothly.  I had a little bit of sleep, a whole lot of work and I'd squeeze in some friend time and everything would be awesome.  Nothing intensely momentous ever happened - good or bad.  I was living the Jerry Seinfeld mellowness were wacky things always happened around me and nothing really ever bothered me.  Going ( Read more... )

good times