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May 09, 2010 12:26

ITS MOTHER'S DAY!

But I've been a terrible mommy ): *sigh*.  Not even a hug.

.... Laundry's done, brb

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necro_romancer May 9 2010, 17:52:08 UTC

... YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

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sentient_corpse May 9 2010, 17:56:58 UTC
Who does your laundry?
Who makes your bed?
Who does the dishes?
Who cooks for you?
Who runs errands for you?
Who calls tech support and gets put on hold for 2 hours?
Who rubs your back toll you fall asleep?
Who gives you keeses when you're sad?
Who holds your hair back when you vomit?
Who pulls you out of the way of speeding trucks?

...Who surprises you with ice cream after work...? ):

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necro_romancer May 9 2010, 18:20:42 UTC
SEE WHAT HURTS ME THE MOST IS YOU WON'T ADMIT YOU WAS WRONG, BITCH, DO YOUR SONG, KEEP TELLIN' YOURSELF YOU WAS A MOM
YOU SELFISH BITCH I HOPE YOU FUCKIN' BURN IN HELL FOR THIS SHIT
WELL GUESS WHAT, I AM DEAD, DEAD TO YOU AS CAN BE...

... I'M SORRY MAMMA

BUT TONIGHT I'M CLEANIN OUT MY CLOSET.

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bootybuccaneer May 9 2010, 19:30:40 UTC
HEY MAN. IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY YOU CAN COME CHILL AT CONRAD'S.

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