I'd like to announce that Hanna and I drove to Iowa last week and got married (:   We wanted it to be private, sorry guys.

Hanna ate that whole cake by himself.


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Everything's back to normal in the household.  I'm making dinner.  Hanna is getting shredded to bits by Duchamp ( Read more... )

So I was buzzing on blow after a night of carousing with my hoes-- told the bitches to fuck off and let me walk in peace...  Sat down on a park bench ( Read more... )

I am in the process of hiring hoes.  If you're interested please call for an interview and submit the application at the meeting.

There are three in line for the bottom bitch position and will be determined according to work ethic and personal upkeep.

A full year of service qualifies for health insurance.

ITS MOTHER'S DAY!

But I've been a terrible mommy ): *sigh*.  Not even a hug.

.... Laundry's done, brb

Feels good, man.

Smoking and ironing shirts.

Vacuuming in pearls.

What has my un-life become?

Little Duchamp arrived today!  I was reluctant to take him in at first (and for good reason, Hanna actually let his pet cactus die), but he is just the sweetest thing <3    Likes to gnaw on my toes.

9w6


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I let Hanna keep Mister Monkey if he helped me clean the apartment top to bottom.  For the first time since I've lived here the place smells like lemons.  Carpet shampooed, tile white EVERYTHING IS CLEAN and lice-free.

Hanna, on the other hand seems a bit disoriented. 

I found little bugs in Hanna's bedsheets and all over his pillow.  He won't stop scratching his head and now I'm starting to feel slightly ticklish myself...

............I think we have lice...