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[sentient_corpse]

I am in the process of hiring hoes.  If you're interested please call for an interview and submit the application at the meeting.

There are three in line for the bottom bitch position and will be determined according to work ethic and personal upkeep.

A full year of service qualifies for health insurance.

Comments

[bootybuccaneer]

I think that new dick is affecting your head, man.

[sentient_corpse]

Nonsense.

Ironed one shirt too many, that's all.

[bootybuccaneer]

So do these hoes have to have sex with you?

[sentient_corpse]

That is optional. As long as they do what I pay them to do.

[touceyithard]

Hey, I tracked down my truck, and, aside from some other unsightly items, there were 2 women in it. Their pimp hasn't come looking for them, so I assumed that they're available.

They're a little rough-looking, but I think they'd qualify.

Yes?

[sentient_corpse]

I'll interview 'em-- tel them to call me.

[touceyithard]

KAY.

[necro_romancer]

OH HAI, I'M HONNO MONTONO AND I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB.

[sentient_corpse]

Shave those sideburns and the job's yours.

[necro_romancer]

HONEY, REAL WOMEN GROW FACIAL HAIR.

[sentient_corpse]

Not in this business, sweetheart.

Clean shaven is the rule.

[bootaybitch]

I've got too much self respect for that.

But good luck with the business.

[vampqueen2u]

Hm~. If you're looking for a business partner, I've got many connections you'll be needing to get this business up and running.

I have many...friends.