So theres this big 50-year-old black guy that walks around the east side and honestly has one of the best bum stories ever for collecting money. As Im walking down the street listening to "No More Room in Hell." He stops me on the street with a handful of envelops with precisely exposed singles and fives showing. "Hey man, we're out here collecting ( Read more... )

Some times you just have one of those days. Sometimes your just so fucking... on top. Not that I dont enjoy letting the girl be on top at times its just... fuck yeah ( Read more... )

1. How tall are you barefoot ( Read more... )

KMDFM

God I love this season

And for good reason too

<3

My Mother no longer supports you despite the fact that your a republican.

Thats how much you suck.

<3 Always,
Jordan

P.S. My mother would support a Goat if it were a republican rather than vote for a democrat

Promotion

Addendum: Promotion, Second Job, and 14 hour day... Im thinking of a word that starts with W and ends with orkaholic

My weekends going to consist of getting a tan and a whole lot of stripping

... and staining the deck.

There once was a puppy named Madison.

And she belonged to me. Pictures maybe eventually.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||| 43% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious |||||||||||| 43% Hedonism ||||||||||| ( Read more... )